Who should I interview next?

Okay, so my interviews have been very popular with my readers, and I want to know who YOU GUYS want to see me do an interview with next!

Here is the link to my survey! It's only TWO questions!
The OMGlee Project Q&A Poll

Answer who you want to see, and who was your favorite! Thanks!

The Lesbian Project

Who can play the most fierce and realistic lesbian without being placed in the bottom three?

"This week's theme is Lesbianacticalityabilityness."

"I will gladly take any opportunity to ruin the lives of my family still living in Turkey."

Let's reflect for a moment. Aylin (who I think just might be a Turkish Muslim, but I don't know where I have ever heard that before), has already made out with how many cast members? A ton. From what I remember, she has already crossed the lesbian bridge when she made out with Lily in the "Party Rock Anthem" video.

"This week's challenge is for you all to pair yourselves up with who you would be most likely to sleep with in a drunken haze."

"I'm pretty sure I already tried to have sex with Blake during callbacks week."

"Me too, girl."

So, apparently every girl left in the competition wants to bang Blake. I'm still trying to figure out WHY, though. Call me crazy, but I don't think he's all that tasty. Anywho, their homework assignment was to all pair up and perform "More Than Words" by Extreme.

"Lily, we should make out on the floor and not tell ANYBODY. We'll show those bastards how lesbionic we are."

"YOU GIVE ME A SCENE AND I'LL FUCKING DO IT."

This homework assignment was pretty good. Vocally, it was perfect. The acting slightly creeped me out. I think their assignment should have been "Who can effectively give Darren Criss an awkward boner in the least amount of time?"

These bitches are NAILING the "Darren Criss Boner Experiment"!

"MMMMMnomnomnom."

I'm just going to throw this out there without fear of judgment. Darren Criss's eyebrows turn me on. Alright, I got that off my chest. Let's fast forward to the video.

This week's video was "We Found Love" by Rihanna. I actually hate Rihanna, but this is her one song that I do like. Thanks Glee Project! Blake won the homework, so he got to choose his partner for the video. He ended up taking the easy way out by picking Ali (who he did the homework with). Lily was paired with Michael, which was one of the highlights of my fucking life. The mentors has the best idea EVER: pair up the devout Christian girl and the Turkish Muslim girl and tell them to portray realistic lesbians. SOUNDS PERFECT. 

"Just play around with me. Have fun with me."

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Clearly, Aylin is fixing to be the submissive bottom in this relationship. I fucking died when she said that. Maybe their acting wasn't perfect, but at least their heads were in the game. 

As it turns out, Lily was the most realistic lesbian because she wasn't placed in the bottom three! I don't think this was completely fair, though, because Ali did not have to play a fake lesbian. Oh wellz. Congrats, Lily Mae, on your Lesbian Project win!

So... THIS happened.

"Hmmmm..."

"ROOAAARRRRRR!"

"GAHHHHHH!"

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"!@#$%&%$#@!"

"I'm having a heart attack on national television."

"Hey bitches!"

"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

And then this happened....

And this...

"SUP."

FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING JANE FUCKING LYNCH. Needless to say, this woman is AMAZING. 

Moves Like Nellie

WHOA, NELLIE. Seriously! I watched this video, and I was all like, "WHO IS THAT GIRL?!" Nellie made an unabridged transformation from vulnerability week to sexuality week, and the proof is in this video. From her "I'm terrified to make a fool of myself" rant, to her distinguished sexual awakening, Nellie proves that there are more sides to her than we may have thought.

Take a look.

Right? Am I still gay? Yes. Yes I am. Thanks, Michael, for making that clear.

He had the best view, too.

Pssst, girl. Don't we all?

Reason #459896789 why I love Lily Mae.

I also really loved Ali, Aylin, and Shanna in this video. Yes, I said Shanna.

Now that's sex. Thanks, kids! Keep checkin' back and make sure you follow me on twitter!

Keep Holding On

Before I start rolling, a quick recap of last week:

"You guys all suck."

"Wait... what?!"

And that's what you missed on The Glee Project.

Alright, so Robbie came in to tell everyone this week's theme, which was Vulnerability, and everyone jumped up and cheered like he said "FREE BEER" or something. Calm down, bros. We all know you all will be crying like nine year olds by the end of this episode.

"Oh... you like that?"

"I can do anything, bitch. Don't you know that by now?"

Robbie tells them their homework song, and Charlie's like,

"All I hear in my head is dubstep... all the time."

No, Sir Charles. "My Life Would Suck Without You" by Kelly Clarkson. Get wit it. So Robbie goes on to say that there will be no choreography this week. THANK GOD. My eyes are still burning from last week. And, he says the guest mentor will be someone who "wrote the book on vulnerability". 

"OMG! Chris Colfer wrote a book!"

Yes, he did, Abraham. If, by any SMALL chance, anyone didn't know that you're gay.... Trust me, they do now.

"My goal for this week is to keep doing what I've been doing. Make out with everybody here."

While they're deciding on lines for the homework assignment, I wanted to shoot myself. Mario, once again, picks a fight with someone. Clearly this group can't make decisions together. Assign the lines like you did on Season One! That was so much easier/less irritating. 

"My competitive edge is sharp like a knife. And I will cut you with it to get what I want."

So Cory was the guest mentor for this episode, and I was kind of surprised. I knew before I watched this episode that it was going to be him, but still. When it comes to vulnerability on Glee, I would've expected someone like Chris or even Naya; people whose characters that have underwent serious breakthroughs. I absolutely love Cory, but I think they could have went with someone else.

The homework assignment was aight. I felt like some of the contenders' performances were a little forced. Nellie won, obvi. I mean, look at that emotion! Beautiful. If I were Cory, I would've picked her, too. And did anyone else find it a little unsettling how Aylin was holding Ali? No? Just me? 

Ok, moving on...

Since there was no choreography this week, the beautiful and talented Erik White came in to discuss bullying, which is the central idea for the music video, "Everybody Hurts" by REM. 

He asked them to talk about their experiences with bullying.

Everybody cried. The end.

Everyone killed it in the recording studio; except for Ali, (according to Nikki). But don't worry my booboo, I still gotz mad love for you! 

"I'm way too giddy to get all emotional and shit."

Meanwhile, at the video shoot...

Ali's face here is PRICELESS! I think I'm in love. Will you marry me? I'd totez go straight for you, lady.

Blake, GET YA DIRTY HANDS OFF MY MANZ! But yeah, good acting. I think they all secretly hate each other. The acting is TOO real.

Lily is one fierce bitch. The whole video was pretty awesome. I was trying to find a good link so I could post it here, but I can't! Sorry, kids! Now, onto the reveal of the bottom three and the last chance performances! EEEK!

Blake got called back, obviously, because the mentors fucking love him. I really don't get it. I'm not saying he's horrible or anything, but I still think most of them are better performers than him. I hope that he changes my mind at some point this season. Until then, STFU.

And why the hell was everybody gettin' all up on Charlie for taking Mario's walking stick at the shoot?
A) They used it in the video, soooo, wtf?
B) The theme for the video was "bullying", and a bully would totally do that.
C) Nobody yelled at Lily when she threw Aylin on the ground, and that's "dangerous", too.

Whatevz.

"Just so y'allz know, none o' y'allz is ready."

"What, bitch? Who you talkin' to?"

The bottom three: Lily Mae, Mario, and Charlie. WHY LILY?! Can anyone just show my girl some love, please?

Last chance performances.

Lily was first, and she sang "Mercy" by Duffy and ABSOLUTELY blew it out of the water. Bravo, Lily, bravo.

Charlie sang "Fix You" by Coldplay for his last chance performance. It was good. I think his timing and pitch were SLIGHTLY off, but no big deal. Ryan loved it, I guess that's what matters. I prefer Matthew Morrison's version.

And last, but not least, was Mario,

who sang "Somewhere Over The Rainbow". It was good, but once again, I prefer Matthew Morrison's version! No hate, all love.

And can these kids stop crying please? ENOUGH WITH THE TEARS! I get that everyone is super emotional and being on Glee is at stake, but c'mon! There's a fine line between vulnerability and weakness. 

And Mario, bro. Stop being so self righteous! Damn, kid! You shouldn't point out other people's flaws just because you got called out. Even my boyfriend agrees!

"SHUTTTT UPPPPPPPP!"

And, in the end, Ryan still shocks me with how unpredictable he is.

Now everyone gets to keep holdin' on. Congratulations, bitches!