Showing posts with label Harrington. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Harrington. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

My Heart Is Gone

I think I'm going to take a slightly more serious approach to this post as opposed to the wit and hilarity that I usually bring to The OMGlee Project.

"What's Bobby bloggin' boutz?!"

I'm devastated. Absolutely heart broken... and I'm ready to rip Ryan Murphy's balls out through his mouth. Lily Mae's rumored elimination caught me off guard the morning of the Act-ability episode because when I watched the 'Perfect' video, I thought her, Michael's, and Aylin's performances were the strongest. Of course, after watching the episode, I further understood why she was eliminated. It is a decision I can respect because of the fact that the whole Glee writing team was there; they made the decision a little more credible and valid. Not just Ryan being a HUGE BITCH.

From day one, I visioned Lily, Aylin, Abraham, Michael, and Blake heading for the final five. I was never a huge Blake fan, but I do honor the fact that he is wildly talented. I chose not to see that at first, because I personally find him extremely typical and boring. Either way, I knew he would make it to the finale.

"Yeahhh... we all knew that."

Honestly- I thought Lily would, too. Not just because I fucking love that girl with all my heart, but because I saw raw and honest potential for her as a character on Glee. I saw her grow every week in a way that humbled me. I watched her show the world that she loves herself, regardless of what odds may be stacked against her. I saw a girl on TV who wouldn't necessarily be considered (by the public), a sexy blonde bombshell, with a powerful voice and a stage presence that is blindsiding- embrace herself and LOVE herself.

I really thought that she could serve well on Glee. As I see it, she'll still make her mark on the world. She certainly did with me, and thousands of other people who consider themselves Team Lily.


Alright. The homework assignment. How did NOBODY besides Michael know the song 'Addicted to Love'? That blows my mind because Michael is the youngest. C'mon Ali! Represent for the 80's babies!

Their assignment in the homework was wild. They were each assigned an emotion they had to convey through the song.


I think that Lily got screwed in the 'emotion' department. Everyone else got better emotions that fit better with the song. Michael and Ali's were definitely the best, and I was thrilled to see my baby boy Michael finally win a homework. So proud!


In the booth, everyone's vocals were impressive. When Lily was recording, you could see on her face how much she felt for the song. When she said "it hits home", that means a lot because 'home' is where your true emotions lie; she expressively conveyed a very real emotion, and did it flawlessly.

She said she really wanted to connect this week, and that she did!


I was really into how into it SHE was. She went deep into the song and PERFORMED the shit out of it. Get. It. Girl.


Anyway. So why did Michael and Lily get eliminated? When I watched the 'Perfect' video, I personally thought that Ali's performance was the weakest. When I actually saw the whole episode, I could kind of see why. Yeah, Lily was beating around the bush getting to her line. So automatically, the mentors blamed LILY for Ali's weak performance. I thought that was slightly unfair. They both did well, but I thought Lily was better. I got more out of her performance in the video than I did from Ali. Sorry.


Whatever. You ALL know how pissed I am about Lily's elimination. I thought she was remarkable in 'Perfect'. I can admit that the five of them performed wonderfully. I still think Lily should have been in the finale. They could have sent Michael home and allowed Lily to continue her fight. She would have rocked the fuck out of the 'Tonight, Tonight' video, had she been featured. We'll never know now. I'm on the hunt for Mr. Ryan Murphy.

"ME. FUCKING. TOO."

I was sooooooo excited when the mentors announced that all FIVE of them were doing last chance performances for the entire team of writers from Glee. That really is a blessing for all of them, because no matter what -  they got to perform for some of the biggest writers in television. Nothing can compare to that. And I am really happy for them, because they all WERKED their songs. Literally, every last one of them tore it up on stage. I'll admit that Ali's LCP was probably in my top three (although that kills me because I want Aylin to win). But Lily's 'Son of a Preacher Man' was perfect. She made me feel like that song was written FOR her. 

I went screenshot crazy on this bitch.


Because it was amazing. One of her best last chance performances. But let's get real; every single one of her LCPs were genuinely fabulous. That is hard to dispute because it's obnoxiously true. I just love this girl so much. If she made it to the finale, I think she could have won. I mean, all of them could; they made it this far for a reason.


Like I said in the beginning of this post, I heard about Lily's elimination a few hours before the episode aired. I was utterly shocked in every way possible. I can respect the fact that these writers are professionals and know what they are doing, but I disagree with her elimination. 


Needless to say, I have been a member of #TeamLily since episode one. I learned a lot from her, and I think she has star power and will go on and do great things. Lily, I love you so much and I'll be there to support you as a fan and a friend throughout your career, which I expect to be a wild ride for you. Whether or not you made it on Glee, you shared your story with the world - which is the ultimate goal of this whole thing, right? Just because you didn't win the The Glee Project doesn't mean you didn't win something equally important (or even more so) than being cast on Glee. You have so many fans that love, support, relate, embrace, and accept you for who you are. You love yourself regardless of what we're told to love in the magazines. It's refreshing to see that on TV, and so many people can be inspired by you. I wish you all the best in everything coming your way in life. Lots of love! MWAH!

Monday, August 6, 2012

The Lesbian Project

Who can play the most fierce and realistic lesbian without being placed in the bottom three?

"This week's theme is Lesbianacticalityabilityness."

"I will gladly take any opportunity to ruin the lives of my family still living in Turkey."

Let's reflect for a moment. Aylin (who I think just might be a Turkish Muslim, but I don't know where I have ever heard that before), has already made out with how many cast members? A ton. From what I remember, she has already crossed the lesbian bridge when she made out with Lily in the "Party Rock Anthem" video.

"This week's challenge is for you all to pair yourselves up with who you would be most likely to sleep with in a drunken haze."

"I'm pretty sure I already tried to have sex with Blake during callbacks week."

"Me too, girl."

So, apparently every girl left in the competition wants to bang Blake. I'm still trying to figure out WHY, though. Call me crazy, but I don't think he's all that tasty. Anywho, their homework assignment was to all pair up and perform "More Than Words" by Extreme.

"Lily, we should make out on the floor and not tell ANYBODY. We'll show those bastards how lesbionic we are."

"YOU GIVE ME A SCENE AND I'LL FUCKING DO IT."

This homework assignment was pretty good. Vocally, it was perfect. The acting slightly creeped me out. I think their assignment should have been "Who can effectively give Darren Criss an awkward boner in the least amount of time?"


These bitches are NAILING the "Darren Criss Boner Experiment"!

"MMMMMnomnomnom."

I'm just going to throw this out there without fear of judgment. Darren Criss's eyebrows turn me on. Alright, I got that off my chest. Let's fast forward to the video.

This week's video was "We Found Love" by Rihanna. I actually hate Rihanna, but this is her one song that I do like. Thanks Glee Project! Blake won the homework, so he got to choose his partner for the video. He ended up taking the easy way out by picking Ali (who he did the homework with). Lily was paired with Michael, which was one of the highlights of my fucking life. The mentors has the best idea EVER: pair up the devout Christian girl and the Turkish Muslim girl and tell them to portray realistic lesbians. SOUNDS PERFECT. 

"Just play around with me. Have fun with me."

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Clearly, Aylin is fixing to be the submissive bottom in this relationship. I fucking died when she said that. Maybe their acting wasn't perfect, but at least their heads were in the game. 


As it turns out, Lily was the most realistic lesbian because she wasn't placed in the bottom three! I don't think this was completely fair, though, because Ali did not have to play a fake lesbian. Oh wellz. Congrats, Lily Mae, on your Lesbian Project win!

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Dueling Divas

We all know now that Aylin and Lily are like BFFs. But, it really doesn't seem like that in these past few TGP episodes. Maybe the editors just want us to see them feud, I guess. It's slightly entertaining to watch, though. I mean, this is reality television.


Lily is LOUD. Some may deem that as annoying (i.e. Aylin), but, hey. Lily said it best in her own words.

"I have an amazing, loud, BOOMING voice."

Yeah, guys. Like... get over it. But on the real tip, she's a performer. She shows her personality through her performances. From what I've gathered, it works for her. 

"OMGZ Lily Mae is so louddd!"

"If getting bitch-slapped is on your wish list, you've come to the right place."

Honestly, though... Why would you put the girl you deem to be the loudest right in the front during a group vocal session? The answers to these questions, I'll never know. 

Let's take a step back to the homework assignment.

"I should have won. I should win every week."

Really, Aylin? REALLY? Did you see Ali rock the shit out of that song? I know I did, and her victory was well deserved. But, don't worry, my bitch... you did fantastic, as well.

"DUHHH!"

Moving on...

To say the least, this video shoot was insane. How the hell everyone made it through and came out with a PHENOMENAL video is unbeknownst to me. I wouldn't have made it past take four. These kids really have some serious fight in them.  

BEST. SAVE. EVER.

Lily's fall was hilarious! I'm just glad she didn't get hurt. One of my favorite things about her is that she always provides me with the best screenshots ever. But, taking off tight ass sweatpants while wearing sneakers has to be difficult. So how do we find a solution to this dilemma?

 "Can you help Lily strip?"
"Uhh.. Yeah.."

"FML."

Needless to say, that shit was hysterical. But, it worked. And OF COURSE in the end, it came down to a decision between which one of them would be in the bottom three with Abraham and Michael. And to be frank, I still don't know why Lily was in the bottom three again. When I watched this video, she stood out more than anyone else did. She's a fierce bitch, but I think I said that before. Instead of screenshotting this video, here's the whole thing.


They were all amazing, and it pains me to say that Blake and Shanna were among my top contenders this week, along with Lily and Aylin. The end result of everyone's performance was really good. It also pains me to say that Abraham was the weakest this week. I'll get to him in another post, though. Until next time, loves!

Follow me on twitta! @bobfoundGLEEK Love ya's!