Who should I interview next?

Okay, so my interviews have been very popular with my readers, and I want to know who YOU GUYS want to see me do an interview with next!

Here is the link to my survey! It's only TWO questions!
The OMGlee Project Q&A Poll

Answer who you want to see, and who was your favorite! Thanks!

Keep Holding On

Before I start rolling, a quick recap of last week:

"You guys all suck."

"Wait... what?!"

And that's what you missed on The Glee Project.

Alright, so Robbie came in to tell everyone this week's theme, which was Vulnerability, and everyone jumped up and cheered like he said "FREE BEER" or something. Calm down, bros. We all know you all will be crying like nine year olds by the end of this episode.

"Oh... you like that?"

"I can do anything, bitch. Don't you know that by now?"

Robbie tells them their homework song, and Charlie's like,

"All I hear in my head is dubstep... all the time."

No, Sir Charles. "My Life Would Suck Without You" by Kelly Clarkson. Get wit it. So Robbie goes on to say that there will be no choreography this week. THANK GOD. My eyes are still burning from last week. And, he says the guest mentor will be someone who "wrote the book on vulnerability". 

"OMG! Chris Colfer wrote a book!"

Yes, he did, Abraham. If, by any SMALL chance, anyone didn't know that you're gay.... Trust me, they do now.

"My goal for this week is to keep doing what I've been doing. Make out with everybody here."

While they're deciding on lines for the homework assignment, I wanted to shoot myself. Mario, once again, picks a fight with someone. Clearly this group can't make decisions together. Assign the lines like you did on Season One! That was so much easier/less irritating. 

"My competitive edge is sharp like a knife. And I will cut you with it to get what I want."

So Cory was the guest mentor for this episode, and I was kind of surprised. I knew before I watched this episode that it was going to be him, but still. When it comes to vulnerability on Glee, I would've expected someone like Chris or even Naya; people whose characters that have underwent serious breakthroughs. I absolutely love Cory, but I think they could have went with someone else.

The homework assignment was aight. I felt like some of the contenders' performances were a little forced. Nellie won, obvi. I mean, look at that emotion! Beautiful. If I were Cory, I would've picked her, too. And did anyone else find it a little unsettling how Aylin was holding Ali? No? Just me? 

Ok, moving on...

Since there was no choreography this week, the beautiful and talented Erik White came in to discuss bullying, which is the central idea for the music video, "Everybody Hurts" by REM. 

He asked them to talk about their experiences with bullying.

Everybody cried. The end.

Everyone killed it in the recording studio; except for Ali, (according to Nikki). But don't worry my booboo, I still gotz mad love for you! 

"I'm way too giddy to get all emotional and shit."

Meanwhile, at the video shoot...

Ali's face here is PRICELESS! I think I'm in love. Will you marry me? I'd totez go straight for you, lady.

Blake, GET YA DIRTY HANDS OFF MY MANZ! But yeah, good acting. I think they all secretly hate each other. The acting is TOO real.

Lily is one fierce bitch. The whole video was pretty awesome. I was trying to find a good link so I could post it here, but I can't! Sorry, kids! Now, onto the reveal of the bottom three and the last chance performances! EEEK!

Blake got called back, obviously, because the mentors fucking love him. I really don't get it. I'm not saying he's horrible or anything, but I still think most of them are better performers than him. I hope that he changes my mind at some point this season. Until then, STFU.

And why the hell was everybody gettin' all up on Charlie for taking Mario's walking stick at the shoot?
A) They used it in the video, soooo, wtf?
B) The theme for the video was "bullying", and a bully would totally do that.
C) Nobody yelled at Lily when she threw Aylin on the ground, and that's "dangerous", too.

Whatevz.

"Just so y'allz know, none o' y'allz is ready."

"What, bitch? Who you talkin' to?"

The bottom three: Lily Mae, Mario, and Charlie. WHY LILY?! Can anyone just show my girl some love, please?

Last chance performances.

Lily was first, and she sang "Mercy" by Duffy and ABSOLUTELY blew it out of the water. Bravo, Lily, bravo.

Charlie sang "Fix You" by Coldplay for his last chance performance. It was good. I think his timing and pitch were SLIGHTLY off, but no big deal. Ryan loved it, I guess that's what matters. I prefer Matthew Morrison's version.

And last, but not least, was Mario,

who sang "Somewhere Over The Rainbow". It was good, but once again, I prefer Matthew Morrison's version! No hate, all love.

And can these kids stop crying please? ENOUGH WITH THE TEARS! I get that everyone is super emotional and being on Glee is at stake, but c'mon! There's a fine line between vulnerability and weakness. 

And Mario, bro. Stop being so self righteous! Damn, kid! You shouldn't point out other people's flaws just because you got called out. Even my boyfriend agrees!

"SHUTTTT UPPPPPPPP!"

And, in the end, Ryan still shocks me with how unpredictable he is.

Now everyone gets to keep holdin' on. Congratulations, bitches!

Daniel, I Feel Like A Landslide

Sorry that I didn't do a full review on Dance-Ability yesterday! It was getting to be too long, and it pretty much took me 85 hours. So, here is the rest of the review on the reveal of the bottom three and the last chance performances, which were, pretty much amazing.

Watching the reveal of the bottom three,

was like getting stabbed with hundreds of hot needles on my face. Now, I don't know about anyone else, but I was pretty much shitting my pants. I had not the slightest clue who they were going to be, besides Dani. I kind of had a feeling. 

"Who sucked the LEAST?!"

Well, we all saw Michael's moves in the "Party Rock Anthem" video, so obviously HE got called back. I'm nervous to see if he is ever in the bottom three, because he makes the most dramatic faces EVER. This kid drives me CRAZY.

When Michael, Aylin, Shanna, and Blake were called back, Aylin jumped for joy and it felt like she KIND OF rubbed it in their faces. Control your enthusiasm, girl!

"Aylin does a little happy dance, and I want to slice her fucking throat".

"!@#&%$?"

After Aylin's solo dance party, Ali, Charlie, and Mario were called back. I think Mario cried. Oh well, I would have, too.

Lily had a moment where, when Zach was telling her she didn't follow directions, she kind of snapped back at him. I mean, I fully understand that one should always let someone else finish their sentence before you chime in, but the poor girl was only trying to defend herself. Yes, she could have let him finish, but then that wouldn't be the Lily we all love, now would it? A BITCH WITH AN ATTITUDE! Holler.

Then, poor Abe got told.

"I always try so hard to be perfect".

Abraham, you may not be perfect, but you're still pretty awesome-sauce. I have never seen a man dance like you, besides my ex, who is gross. Anyway, I felt your pain when you misted up. Then I cried. Damn you! If I had a dollar for every time I cried during this episode, I would have $2.00. I'll get to the second tear-fest, soon enough. 

THANK BABY JESUS! Abraham and Nellie were both called back, too.

The bottom three ended up being Dani, Tyler, and Lily. Like I already said, I wasn't surprised about Dani. Tyler and Lily, though, I'm not sure. I don't remember them being TOO horrible at the shoot. Lily is definitely one of my favorites, so I was actually pretty pumped to see her perform for Ryan. Tyler, on the other hand, I was terrified to see his last chance performance. After his rendition of "ABC", I was completely over it.

"I've never watched a show and seen a big girl be the lead, be the ingenue, be the sexy character. I think I'd be a great role model for really anyone who is self-conscious about their looks".

When Lily was in her dressing room practicing for her last chance performance, she went on with this little bit about how she wants to be a role model for people who are self-conscious. Lily, I think you WOULD be a great role model whether you make it on Glee, or not. I'm sure you have changed minds and lives just from being on TGP. Get down with your bad self.

While that was going down, Dani was having an emotional breakdown in her dressing room.

While she was rehearsing "Landslide", she was crying. It kind of made her sound like a baby lamb. Trust me, I'm not knocking her down or anything, but it's true. Baby lamb.

And she was first up!

Dani sang "Landslide" by Stevie Nicks for her last chance performance, which is a great song. I have to say, though, I was not impressed. Not in the slightest bit. It kind of sounded like she was speaking the lyrics instead of singing them. It was a little too "coffee shop" for my taste.

Tyler sang "Daniel" by Elton John for his last chance performance and OH MY GODDDD. I fucking loved it so much. Before this, I was not a fan of Tyler. I kind of wasn't even sure why he was on the show. I didn't even think he had a good voice but, trust, he SOLD me on this one. If the competition was based solely on this performance, he'd win. Hands down one of the best last chance performances, including season one. His voice was so beautiful and I even shed a tear. Yes, me, I cried. I can't help it. I LOVE TYLER FORD! 

And lastly, Lily Mae,

who sang "Man, I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain. It definitely wouldn't be my first choice, but it really is the perfect song for her. She gave it her all, and really put on a really great performance. I was extremely proud to be a Lily fan in this moment. 

So, after everyone performed, it was obvious to me who was going home. If it would've been Lily or Tyler, I would have been completely shocked and probably would have written Ryan Murphy a hate email. I really do love Dani, and I love what she stands for, but I could not see her on Glee. 

Low and behold, Dani was not called back. She gave it her all, and I'm sure she was crushed. I'd be lying if I said that she didn't move me in some way. I know for a fact that this is not the end of the road for her, and she will go on to do great things and change lives.

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Dance-(In)Ability

Before I begin, I must say that I was slightly disappointed with MOST of the contenders' performances this week on Dance-Ability. Of course, some were lacking LESS than others, but majority rules and pretty much everyone could have stepped their game up a few notches. I mean, if I had it my way, everyone would win and there would then be a new series based on Glee for all of the contenders to star in so I could watch them on TV forever, but this is real life, which is, well, a BITCH.

So let's take a look, shall we?

"I'm a spunky, bad-ass, Turkish Muslim."

First, good ol' Robert came in to tell everyone this week's theme, which was Dance-ability, and their homework assignment was "We Got The Beat".

"WHATTT?!? More Dancing?!?!"

Poor Tyler! This guy was probably thinking he was going to be sent home this week. Yes Tyler, you WILL have to dance your way on to Glee. Time to up your testosterone levels!

At least Wheels was pumped.

"I have the BEST idea for ME to do an awesome spinny thing while I sing my line!"

"No, bitch."

Mario was not into that idea because he had his own ideas for how he wanted to sing that same line. Everyone was arguing over who got what line, and who would choreograph, which is inevitable. It's a competition. The angst has to start somewhere! 

HOLD UP! Taryn was not about to have everyone bitch and moan. She put everyone in their place, and for good reason. Someone had to step and say what needed to be said. I thought she was gonna pull a Santana and go all Lima Heights on the room. Luckily for us, she didn't. 

Well, I definitely did not see that one coming. I wrote in a previous post that Taryn left because she "missed her mom". After doing some research, I learned there were two losses in her family that week. So Taryn, I wish you all of the luck in the world, and I am sure another great opportunity will arise. There is no debate that you are a fantastic performer. All the best, love.

Now, on to the homework assignment!

Samuel Larsen (one of my faves from TGP1) was the guest mentor for this assignment, and Aylin pretty much creamed her pants when he walked in the room.

"I'm having my first orgasm on national television, sorry Mom!"

I really loved their performance of "We Got The Beat", with a few minor exceptions. I loved Abraham mostly, though, and it is obvious I wasn't alone with this thought because he won the assignment.

Two words for you, Abe: "YES BITCH".

No, Blake. Just no.

I have nothing negative to say about my Michael. I could sing him praises ALL DAY, but I'm not going to do that. And Charlie, WTF?

Talk about being fierce, eh?

Well, Abraham, that fierceness is what made you WIN, boy! Keep it up, and don't doubt yourself. As soon as Samuel told you that you won, it was like you instantly doubted his decision because, in your opinion, other contenders are as good or better than you. I'm no performer, but my advice would be to own overy moment. When you do, you radiate fire, like your hair.

"I'm awesome, but they're awesome, too."

So modest!

Back in choreography, Zach made it pretty clear he didn't want anyone to do the "stupid wedding dance".

So, naturally,

"That's EXACTLY what I'm going to do".

Queen Abraham showin' off his skills.

Abe, let's get serious. Are you from Atlanta?

YESSSS BITTTCHHH.

In the recording studio, apparently a romance began to blossom between Charlie and Aylin. 

Little does Charlie know, Aylin will break his poor little heart.

"I didn't come here for a romance. I came here to make out with everyone. Oh yeah, I want to be on Glee, too".

The name of the game was Spin the Bottle at the video shoot for "Party Rock Anthem".

See, Charlie! What did I say?! Flirting with you and now already making out with Blake! Tisk tisk, Aylin.

"I'm going to fucking kill that motherfucker".

"OH MY GOD! ARE YOU SUCKING HIS SOUL OUT?"

Yes, Abraham. Yes she is. Haven't you heard about those spunky bad-ass Turkish Muslim chicks?

So, to shut up Charlie and his blatantly obvious jealousy, Aylin laid one on 'em.

"Now shut your mouth, Charlie."

Needless to say, Charlie was thrilled. Can I be honest? Was that like, his first kiss or something? He was reallllly excited about it and made it seem like everything in his world came together in that exact moment. I mean, more power to ya, brother. Aylin is kinda hot. But, for realz? You need to get laid, my man.

So, Abe had some trouble loosening up for the camera during his stand out in the music video. But if we're all being fair and honest, what would you expect? He was just given a lesson by Mr. Intensity, himself. Sam Larsen pretty much reinvented the word "intense", we all DID see season one, correct? I thought the end result of Abraham's work was just fine. 

"I'm too cool for this shit."

Lily, I don't know what the hell you're doing, but I like it. 

Michael can do no wrong in my eyes. Even when he makes silly faces. I really love this kid.

Aylin killed it in this video. Other than Michael, she was probably my top contender for this shoot as a whole. Her vocals, dancing, and acting skills really shined through for me. 

Is Lily from Atlanta, too?

Did anyone else notice the lesbian lovin' between Aylin and Lily? I know I did! Everyone loves some good girl or girl action. 

Although her dance skills are... scarce, I still have nothing but love for Nellie. Her goddess-like voice and her not-so-typical stage presence definitely make up for what she lacks in body rhythm. I'm really excited to see how far she goes in TGP.

And Michael, I'm not sure if I said this yet, but you are absolutely adorbz. I can't even. Oh yeah, hi Blake.

Ok, so this post has taken me hours to finish. I'm going to do a separate post for the reveal of the bottom three and the last chance performances. Hopefully I will start working on it tonight, and I will definitely have it up before the Vulnerability episode on Tuesday night! Thanks for reading and make sure you check back frequently and follow me on twitter @bobfoundGLEEK! Love y'allz!