Showing posts with label Charlie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Charlie. Show all posts

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Who should I interview next?

Okay, so my interviews have been very popular with my readers, and I want to know who YOU GUYS want to see me do an interview with next!

Here is the link to my survey! It's only TWO questions!
The OMGlee Project Q&A Poll


Answer who you want to see, and who was your favorite! Thanks!

Thursday, July 12, 2012

There's Never a Right Time to Say Goodbye

There comes a time on The Glee Project when, every contender becomes one your favorites. Seeing them grow week by week makes you fall for all of them, as people and performers. When they start getting eliminated, it's really difficult to watch. I think Fearlessness was the first week for me. It's going to be unbearable watching everyone get sent home. Hopefully Ryan Murphy sticks with his streak of unpredictability and allows more than ONE contender to win... again.


Fucking Charlie, man. I was so upset to see him eliminated, especially after his (fourth) amazing last chance performance. I've watched Fearlessness three times, and it does not get easier seeing him exit the show. It was Adaptability week when I finally started to understand him. I actually see a lot of myself in his personality. Charlie is such a dynamic performer; he is unlike any other The Glee Project contestant to date. A TRUE original. 


I'm going to skip over his performance in the homework assignment, which honestly wasn't one of the best in the group. I think my favorite part was when he slapped everyone's asses. HAWT.


I am also going to skip the video. Charlie wasn't horrible. He was endearing, actually. I thought it his acting was realistic, and he came through and gave a pretty decent performance. Whatevz. Fuck you Ryan Murphy.


Alright, let's get down to it. I reallllllly do not think Charlie should have been in the bottom three again. I know it had to be someone, though. This was a tough week because everyone did great. The only one who I feel like really deserved to be there was Nellie. This was FEARLESSNESS week for fucking crying out loud. Don't judge me, but, Nellie showed tons of fear every this week, and Charlie showed NONE. Ever. 


His last chance performance was beautiful, once again. He fucking raged through it, and changed the words, naturally. I know I said this but Charlie showed honest fearlessness from the very beginning. Let's take a look!

 THIS
 KID
 IS
AMAZING

I know it, you know it. Hell, everyone can so obviously tell this kid is a star. SO WHY THE HELLZ DID HE GET SENT HOME?

"That would be me."

Well ya know what, Nikki-No-Soul? FUCK YOU.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

So... THIS happened.

"Hmmmm..."

"ROOAAARRRRRR!"

"GAHHHHHH!"

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"!@#$%&%$#@!"

"I'm having a heart attack on national television."

"Hey bitches!"

"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

And then this happened....


And this...

"SUP."

FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING JANE FUCKING LYNCH. Needless to say, this woman is AMAZING. 

Sunday, July 8, 2012

The United States of Charlie

The mentors have been yelling at Charlie for everything under the sun since week one. Rather than talking about how "unprofessional" Charlie is, let's begin with one of the obviously more relevant facets of reality television... drama.

"Hey Charlie! I'm bored with you. Bye!"

"This bitch is going DOWN."

Charlie and Aylin's short lived on screen romance was rather, callow. It's obvious that the producers deemed this "story line" to be of the more important realms of The Glee Project, but why is it over so soon? Who knows.

"Snuggle time is OVER."

Charlie has always been one of the contenders that I was somehow fascinated by. I have been back and forth about how I feel about him as a performer, and whether I consider him Glee-worthy. At first, I wasn't really understanding him and was kind of annoyed by his childish demeanor, but as the weeks continue, those  became the attributes that really began to stand out. I'm beginning to consider the fact that Charlie just might have up to five alter-egos. Have you met Scott Campbell?

"The only thing I request from people below the poverty line is caviar."

That has to be one of the fucking funniest things I have ever heard. Charlie really was in character at this shoot, and I didn't see an issue with what the mentors scolded him for. That must have been some behind-the-scenes shit that they edited out or something. Isn't that adapting, though? Scott Campbell FTW.


Charlie's performance in the homework assignment was pretty good, considering this song only sounds normal when sung by a lady. He did what he had to do, once again. He changed the lyrics to better suit him as a performer. I would've been pretty pumped if he did this in drag or something, I'm still hoping that one of his personalities is a female.

"I have already committed to saying 'yes' to everything."

I'm hoping that is one of the fifty shades of Charlie. Until next time, bitches!

Friday, July 6, 2012

Brutal Honesty

From the very beginning, I kind of liked Mario. As the weeks went on, I started to lose interest in him. His poor attitude was a huge turnoff. During sexuality week when Tyler went home, I fully believe it should have been Mario. Adaptability would have been a great week for Tyler. Unfortunately, I have no say in this. Fuck. Life goes on.

"Isn't this The Mario Project?"

So let's talk about Mario's last week. I have literally given him no attention in any of my posts, besides when I made a fuss about him being a super douche bag during vulnerability week. Congratulations, you are now on my chopping block, buddy. 


Ok, so I'm going to play nice for a minute. "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette is known throughout the world, and is really a decent song. When sung by men, though, not so pretty. Mario was pretty much the only dude in the cast that didn't totally butcher this jam. So, now everyone can love me, because I'm being nice. Time to move on to the shoot...

"Mario, what's your vibe?"

"Girls and money."

"Well I'm not getting that from you, at all."

Then, once again, Mario acts like he has NO FUCKING CLUE that he's not on point. 

"I'm really confused. I'm the best actor/singer/dancer/everything here. I'm still waiting for them to understand that. Fucking amateurs."

It really pisses me off that this kid can't take direction or advice from anyone. Although the mentors tend to overreact to pretty much everything, THEY ARE THE ONES THAT DECIDE YOUR FATE, BRO! Too late to switch your game up now!


To nobody's dismay, Mario was in the bottom three. He had to sing a duet with Charlie, and it was hilarious when they got paired up because they are so different and definitely underwent a power struggle. 

"I'm going to outshine the shit out of you, Charlie."

In the dressing rooms...

"We're doing this my way, bitch."

"Are you fucking kidding me?!"

Watching Charlie and Mario discuss their plans for singing this track was hysterical, to say the least. The mentors obviously paired them up to see how they could both handle it. "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" is a great song, and Mario never heard it before. I was really eager to see how it turned out, and surprisingly, it was one of the best last chance performances to date.


Their rendition of this track was passionate and beautiful, despite their differences and every other odd that was against them. I'm sure I am not alone when I say that this was the best last chance performance of the episode, if not this season thus far. If there's ever a way to go out with a bang, Mario surely owned that one.


Although I was pretty positive Mario was going to be eliminated (and I agree with that decision), I still ended up crying when it happened. It sucks sometimes when you end up becoming a fan of everyone on this show, and have to watch their dreams get shattered and then have to bear through another version of the worst Avril Lasagna song ever. It's like the biggest bitch out EVER.


 I wish Mario the best of luck in his future endeavors. Keep holding on.